That would be Jeff's submission on a weekly basis.
I do not have supersonic hearing. Mom's have special hearing. Don't we? You can hear your baby whimper in their room from 800 feet away, right? Right. And, you're so tuned into your children that you can distinguish screams. You hear a scream, and within seconds, you know if you should make a run for it and call 911 or just ignore it. Am I right? Right? Double pound to the chest, mommy's.
2. From anonymous: "I'm afraid you might mod podge me to death or something."
Well, Anon. . .can I call you that? Anon, that wouldn't be that accurate around here. If you knew me better, you might suggest death by spray paint, or sanding, or even nail gunning, perhaps. Heck, glue gunning would be more accurate than mod podge.
I'm not saying I don't own and use mod podge, I'm just sayin'.
3. Where do you get your stencils?
The machine. 'Cause nobody withstands the machine.
I love being able to pick my own size and my own font. If I have told you I'll cut you stencils, I mean it.
4. Where did you get that door on your wall?
It is my odd creation. You can find more about it here and here. I highly suggest that if you are ever buying a door that's not for the purpose of being hung, opened, and shut, ask your home improvement dude (my dude is named "Byron") for the dinged up, $5 doors.
5. Do you always keep your camera around?
I have had this question like a million times the last 2 weeks. And when I say a million, I really mean
And the answer is,
Otherwise I'd miss out on these little gems.
Like a picture of each of my kids' poo face.
Which I will promptly be murdered for in about a decade.
Or this oddity.
Not sure why I have one behind censored and not another. . . anywho. . .
Thank you, and all other questions can be submitted to: Imodpodgepeopletodeath@gmail.com.