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Johnny: "You know the one thing I don't like about church? I can't hang out here in my underwear."
Me: "I'm redoing the stairs today, kids." Mckenna: "Oh yay! Let's do them in pink and red."
Jace: "When Dad farts, the skunks run away."
Johnny: "My name has an 'O' in it. So does dad's. It's at the end." (Jeffro)
Johnny: "Would it take about an hour to starve?"
McKenna: "why does Santa give presents to everyone? He gives presents to Jamison, and he's bad because he's mean."
Jamison: "Aren't politicians, like, bad at stuff?"
Johnny: "You know what would be the best show? 'Zombies versus My Little Pony."
Johnny: "Mom, you're the biggest mom I've ever had."
Johnny: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a mass murderer." Gee, I'm not worried.
Johnny: "My genius is better than your genius."
Johnny: "I totally tried that thing where you throw a banana peel down on the ground, and I tried to slip, and it didn't even work."
Johnny (out of the blue): "Mom, girls do NOT kiss girls. And boys do NOT kiss boys."
Johnny: "If Kenna was really rude and she killed someone with a knife, then she'd have go to to juvie. That's a kid's jail."
Johnny (out of the blue): "Mom, I don't like it when you go to jail."
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