Tidbits from the Tremaynes: I read you, man.

Johnny: "Is college really hard? Do they have to use like, times in math and stuff?"
Johnny: "When I grow up, I want to be a naked firefighter. With a moustache."
Me: "If you guys are really good, I'll let you have a lateover with your cousins." Johnny: "Yay! Can we play with matches?"
Johnny: "You know the one thing I don't like about church? I can't hang out here in my underwear."
Me: "I'm redoing the stairs today, kids." Mckenna: "Oh yay! Let's do them in pink and red."
Jace: "When Dad farts, the skunks run away."
Johnny: "My name has an 'O' in it. So does dad's. It's at the end." (Jeffro)
Johnny: "Would it take about an hour to starve?"
McKenna: "why does Santa give presents to everyone? He gives presents to Jamison, and he's bad because he's mean."
Jamison: "Aren't politicians, like, bad at stuff?"
Johnny: "You know what would be the best show? 'Zombies versus My Little Pony."
Johnny: "Mom, you're the biggest mom I've ever had."
Johnny: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a mass murderer." Gee, I'm not worried.
Johnny: "My genius is better than your genius."
Johnny: "I totally tried that thing where you throw a banana peel down on the ground, and I tried to slip, and it didn't even work."

I'm a Loner. A Rebel. But if you wanna be my friend, you could.