So you might have noticed by now that I kinda like movie quotes.
Even my birthday cake was adorned with movie quotes, for crying out loud.
Perhaps you've also noticed that I use the word "dude" a lot.
Aw heck, maybe I'm just a tad confusing. Let's just clear up a few things, shall we?
Yes, this is our first (and only) installment of:
"How To Speak 'Mandi': A Guide."
Let us begin.
First off, this might be self-explanatory, but,
my power tools have been named. Above, we see "Jaws", and "Severus", respectively. I hope that clears some things up.
Butt munches. Fart knockers. Punksuckers. Homies. No, I'm not calling you names-- it's my chosen terms for my 2 or more of my children.
Don't worry- they're very loved. 'S okay. I make up for it in other ways.
I would also like to take this opportunity to let you know that I despise the word "panties". Please refrain from using that word in my presence.
Oh. . . and the movie quotes. . .
please don't think I watch movies all day. Seriously- (oh by the way, I say "serious" a lot, too) I hardly can find time to watch about anything. But,
I have my favorites, and I've got them memorized.
Perhaps you love these same movies as much as I do, and you're right there with me.
"Yeah, 220, 221. Whatever it takes."
"How would you like a little trim on that mustache, Ron?"
Yeah, I've been known to yell: "Irv, we were never in aisle 7, I'm tellin' ya, honest!" at the store.
And this one:
how can you not quote Harry & Lloyd?
"Well pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess you never ever make a mistake!"
And behold one of the best movies of all time!
Perhaps you're tired of me saying "twoo wuv" all the time. My apologies, but "The Princess Bride" is freaking awesome.
And I've just sucked 5 years of your life away.
Oh, and "The Wedding Singer"?
I frequently steal quotes from this 'un, too.
"Holiday. . . celebrate. . . I live in my sister's basement. . ."
And yes, there's a lot of this thrown in there, too.
"Ralph? She's your friend. She."
Yes, "So I Married An Axe Murderer" definitely makes this list.
I know, I know-- there's so many more movies I quote. But this is a good movie rental start, now isn't it? Hope I've cleared up a bit of confusion there for ya. Or at least given you a movie suggestion.