We've got no jobs, we got no food, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
I've got to do somethin about the carpeted W.C.'s 'round here. Particularly the main floor. You know, the one other people actually see? I worked real hard on that bathroom, man. Hard. And all I can see when I walk in there is dirty carpet.
I'm taking matters into my own hands.
Let me make you privy to a little conversation prior to bedtime last night.
Me: "Um so how do you remove a toilet then?"
Jeff (Eyeroll. Sigh.) : " I knew this was going to become my project."
Is that a,
Is that a challenge?
Well take that, sucka.
The Thunder Mug's now out in the hallway. I did that all.by.myself.
Hey now! I'm right here! I can hear you! No I don't think it's a great addition to the hallway. I woulda dragged it out on to the front porch if I was strong enough.
Sat on it around 5:00 pm.
Waved to the neighbors.
And so forth.
It smelled so bad, man. I need a hug. After I shower, of course.