Tidbits from the Tremaynes: We have a Weiner.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Er, sorry. A winner. That word's used waaaay too much in this house.

The winner of the lovely chalkboard wall art is. . .

Cecelia at WVU Chick! Woot!

You go, girl. Now, where you gonna put it?

Johnny: "Mom, I like you because your bum's so big. That's because I like big things."
Johnny (out of the blue): "Mom, when I get older, I'm still gonna be cute. Okay?"
Johnny (very excited, running down the stairs): "Mom! My pillow turned white!" (I took off his pillowcase to wash it)
Johnny (referring to the loud noise coming from the filter in the aquarium): "Oh my heck, the fish are TALKING!"
Jace: "Sundays are like Saturdays, except we are all grounded."
Johnny: "Mom, if I was like you, I'd be able to eat a lot more."
Johnny: "Mom, why is your bum so big?"
Johnny (as he watched me lay out his church clothes): "Oh no, Mom. I'm going to be sick tomorrow. I have a headache in my foot."
Johnny (out of the blue): "What is this, Soviet Russia?"
Jace: "Stone Henge was made in like, 50 million B.C. 'B.C.' can mean either 'before Christ' or 'before comedy'. B.C. was either dinosaur time, or cave men."
Jamison (referring to the music I was listening to): "Boys just sing these songs so they can get girls."
Johnny: "Jace hurt my arm. . ." (pulls up his sleeve) "See? Look at my booby." Me, "Um, do you mean 'boo-boo'?"
Me, at dinner: "So! What do you guys think of Chicken Tetrazini, huh?" Jace, in his best 'duh' inflection: "I don't speak French."
Jace's random advice: "Mom, do NOT say 'dog' backwards."
Johnny (as he's watching a girl fly on a video game): "Wow. I wish Kenna could fly. I wish she could fly high as a kite."