you know I call this place "the dungeon". Then I kinda switched it to the "Man Cave". 'Cause it really, really is the Man Cave.
Men/boys get lost down here. They never come back out. It might have something to do with three (yes I said THREE) pretty darned fast computers down here (don't rub your eyes, only two are showing down there), the bevi fridge, the massive comfy sofa that EVERYONE likes to jump on,
(Ahem. Please let me really emphasize that last part. EVERYONE LIKES TO JUMP ON IT. There. Thanks.)
the 64'' 3-D TV, and the Playstation.
Yes, I said it before and I'll say it again: men/boys walk down here, and they never come back out.
"I thought I sent you down to the storage room to get me a box of spaghetti?"
"Oh, yeah, but um, I had to, um, turn off the computer 'cause it was on, 'n stuff. . . "
Well, now I have a new name for this place:
I figured out the real allure. It's because it's pretty much pitch black down here at all times of the day-- you lose all sense of time. Yep: "The Casino."
Other people just call it "the basement". But that's kind of boring.
many moons ago I got permission to pimp this place out with molding. Because, you know, I've run out of other places in my house for molding. And that's boring, too. And we don't want that.
I am happy, nay, proud to say, that I got off my fat tushy and got 'er done this weekend.
Don't say it. I know what you're thinking. And besides, the hubs beat you to it:
"Wow that took your for-EVER to finally get done! And it only took you thirty minutes to get it all up on the wall!"
I know, I know. Here. Let's cut to the chase and I'll just make a pie chart of the reasons.
As you can see, 85% of this situation was due to the fact that I am one cheap bastage. ("Nearly 5$ for ev.er.y piece of 8' molding?? What the?")
And the other 15% was due to my lack of ability to trust my own ideas.
Or maybe, maybe? This isn't a pie chart at all. . . it's just PAC MAN.
smoke 'em if ya got 'em, ( it is "the casino", after all)
'cause like the dishes, my box molding is done, man.
I feel like I just dressed this dungeon/casino/man cave
in a dress 'n heels. Guess y'all will have to hand over your man cards upon entrance.