Like, scour the bottom of the basket I put my unmentionables in, came up empty, nothin'.
This ree-hee-heally frustrated me, since I was about to hop into my jeans, both legs at once, and head on over to the Hob Lob (and a quick stop for tanning-- hey, it's my wind-down time) this afternoon.
You can't get dresed without underwear, can ya? CAN YA? ANSWER ME!
(Last little part was a family joke there. Somewhere in the midwest, I swear my sister is laughing. Remind me to tell you that story sometime).
So after I got over my disappointment, I threw on my favorite towel-robe-thingy. That's what it said on the tag.
Best $6 I ever spent at Walmart. Honestly. No clothes on? Well just throw on your towel-robe-thingy! button straps, velcro to hold it together, voila!
Um, have you noticed lately how my posts resemble a Simpson's episode: the beginning generally has little or nothing to do with the rest of the story.?.
Anywho, while I sat fuming in my robe-towel thingy, waiting for the washer to finish, I decided to do the Halloween sign that's been percolating in the ole brain for the past few weeks.
Took a piece of plywood that lies around in the gay-rage,
Designed myself a little sumfin' sumfin' on photoshop elements and printed it as a transparency, and started painting.
And I totally felt like Bob Ross, mixing my vandike brown and my burnt amber. Except in my little world, I wasn't giving the little tree a friend,
as much as, like, the blood drips 'n stuff. And it was really fun. In my towel-robe-thingy. And some flip flops. Gay-rage floor is really dirty.
So um, if you read my halloweenie sign, and it sounded familiar. . .
Read it in this order. Does it ring any bells? It's actually from a movie.
And if you know right off the bat what movie it is, you are probably the coolest person on the planet.
If it sounds familiar, you're still really cool. (Hint: think crazy eye makeup and waaaay too tight pants. And David Bowie.)
But back to this sign.
I feel like it needs something. Maybe it's a date with Mr. Sander. Maybe it's some black crows perched on top. Something. Anyone?