While I am making every effort to make our house, upon your arrival home, appear as though it was and is spotless, children were/are clean and happy, delicious meals have been partaken of, and life is absolutely, "Leave It To Beaver", I-am-Martha-freaking-Stewart, perfect,
I would like, nay, demand, to point out that:
Let's not do the 10 day trip anymore. Let's say we did, and then don't.
The (frazzled) wifey-poo