I don't like to be a Deborah Downer. I don't like to be negative. I want you to feel happy! and uplifted!
I want you to feel like you came into my house, and you got to change your shoes, switch cardigans 'n zip it up halfway Mr. Rogers style, and then maybe you enjoyed some cookies and milk.
So in light of the way I want you to feel, today must simply be
There's just no way around it.
This week's the week to work on my whole entryway beam idea,
and I am happy, nay, overjoyed, to tell you that I jigsawed these babies out like a total pro.
I am so amazed with my skills I could just cry tears of joy. And it didn't need to be sanded a lot to be fixed. No problems, whatsoever. Not discouraging in the least.
Oh! And finding the joists in the ceiling so I could add my supports?
Piece of cake. Taking candy from a baby. Loved every minute of it. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. And all the ceiling texture coming down? Added body to my hair. Win win.
And actually getting the beams up? I wish every project went as smoothly as this one. Plus, I love to have to ask other people for help when doing such fun projects that require two people.
And man, am I glad I wear this shirt all the time. I should wear it more, because it totally hugs my body in all the right ways.
I don't know why I didn't do this sooner! Best choice I ever made!
I'm so glad I know this is all going to turn out perfectly. I'm not worried at all. No regrets whatsoever! Not concerned. Sleeping like a baby.
Kay. Opposite Day's over.
Now I need to go find someone to kick in the groin.