Some people like to have conversations early in the morning, and it's okay to kill those people.
I believe that it is wrong to have to wake up before the sun, and that the sound of an alarm clock is the most annoying sound in the world.
And behold the most annoying of all alarm clocks! The most unreliable, change the time zone in the middle of the night, p.o.s. alarm clock!
I have always wanted to do this.
Okay, this one was probably a little too much. But only a little.
But all in all, I found this to be deeply satisfying.