Tidbits from the Tremaynes: Drop In. Or- Don't.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Just dropping by on this lovely holiday weekend,

because I simply must show you my new (ish) mat I picked up.

Olive it.

Happy Memorial, y'all.

Lisa at Shine Your Light said...: Hilarious!; May 27, 2012 at 4:57 AM
Rebecca D said...: I LOVE it!!! Where did you get it?; May 27, 2012 at 10:18 AM
Shirley said...: You are just the coolest chick on the block! Where the heck did you find this??!
Hope you have a great holiday!; May 27, 2012 at 9:05 PM
RachelK said...: Your blog always cracks me up! Oh, PLEASE tell us where you found that!; June 1, 2012 at 10:20 AM
Leslie@leserleeslovesandhobbies said...: We are still waiting to find out where you got the doormat. :); June 1, 2012 at 11:25 PM
Teri said...: Ha! Where on earth did you get that!?; June 13, 2012 at 7:29 PM
RNnett said...: Ha! Love it! My BFF gave me one with a similar look but reads
FOR SHIZZLE
WELCOME TO OUR HIZZLE!

I display it proudly!; June 28, 2012 at 3:34 AM

Johnny (out of the blue): "Mom, when I get older, I'm still gonna be cute. Okay?"
Johnny (very excited, running down the stairs): "Mom! My pillow turned white!" (I took off his pillowcase to wash it)
Johnny (referring to the loud noise coming from the filter in the aquarium): "Oh my heck, the fish are TALKING!"
Jace: "Sundays are like Saturdays, except we are all grounded."
Johnny: "Mom, if I was like you, I'd be able to eat a lot more."
Johnny: "Mom, why is your bum so big?"
Johnny (as he watched me lay out his church clothes): "Oh no, Mom. I'm going to be sick tomorrow. I have a headache in my foot."
Johnny (out of the blue): "What is this, Soviet Russia?"
Jace: "Stone Henge was made in like, 50 million B.C. 'B.C.' can mean either 'before Christ' or 'before comedy'. B.C. was either dinosaur time, or cave men."
Jamison (referring to the music I was listening to): "Boys just sing these songs so they can get girls."
Johnny: "Jace hurt my arm. . ." (pulls up his sleeve) "See? Look at my booby." Me, "Um, do you mean 'boo-boo'?"
Me, at dinner: "So! What do you guys think of Chicken Tetrazini, huh?" Jace, in his best 'duh' inflection: "I don't speak French."
Jace's random advice: "Mom, do NOT say 'dog' backwards."
Johnny (as he's watching a girl fly on a video game): "Wow. I wish Kenna could fly. I wish she could fly high as a kite."
Johnny(as he's running past us, full speed, on his way down to play Super Nintendo): "Mario Brothers, JERKS!"