I want you to know,
that we pretty much adore our lil girl.
(If ya play "Just Dance 3", then you might recognize "What Ya Waiting For"-- you know, "Tick tock tick tock. . . " ;)
Light of our life, apple of our eye,
and so forth and so on. (That's rolled sandpaper in her hand-- only in our house.)
Got her daddy wrapped around her little finger and everything.
This is where I complain. 2 year olds? So.sick.of.it. And she's not even my worst two year old. Not by miles.
I will have you know, that every time I try and be "fun" mom, my lil 2 year old daughter is there to sabatoge the event.
Bowling? Tantrum right in the bowling lane. Mini-golf? Disaster. Runs around, picks up everyone's golf balls, then gets upset when we tell her "no" and lays down smackdab in the middle of the green.
If my daughter were an employee of the government ("The gub-ment"-- name that show), she would be the director of funland security.
Yes, I'm telling you she's a fun-sucker. She poops on your parade.
And if I have to call my hubs one more time from a seriously screwed family "fun" outing, raving and ranting about how our little precious had a meltdown in the walkway at Chuck E. Cheese,
it's gonna get ug-lay down here. "Don't eff with the babysitter." (name that movie).
Pinky swear, I can't think of a thing I haven't dragged her out of, kicking and screaming. Not a thing that I haven't regretted going to. Grocery store, park, church, you name it-- I've got a crazed 2 year old on my hands.
Have I told ya the story about the meltdown at Neighborhood Walmart? The one where to get back at me, she stuck her hands down her poopy diaper so she could show me her poopoo-hands?
Oh, I haven't? Well, it's a goodie.
I love my daughter. I just think she should never step outside the house again until she's like, 16.
Ya know what? Instead of losing my mind, this is gonna be a game. A fun game. I'm gonna see if it really is possible for her to not ruin an outing.
Camera will go everywhere I go--
and this is how I see it:
1. Perhaps I'll jinx myself the other way and she'll be a perfect little toddler
2. I will have one freaking awesome slideshow to show y'all.
And her. On her wedding day.