Let me 'splain: no, there is too much. Let me sum up:
Buttercup is marrying Humperdink in little less than half an hour.
I'm sorry. I've been working hard lately. Had to get out some movie quote-age. It makes me feel so much better.
But to get to the point:
See, I have lots of fancy shmancy neighbors that make gawgeous cards:
Gawgeous. But I think I've come to terms that my "Oh I wanna learn how. . ." or "Oh I should do those. . . " is never really gonna happen. I'm a realist.
So, here's how it all went down:
whilst picking out some flowers and a card for a cute friend who just had a cute baby, I thought to myself,
"Self? How boring. A baby blue, 'Congratulations Baby Boy' card? How unoriginal. How lame. How bourgeois."
And so I walked away with a super tacky wedding card. You know; just for fun. Just to shake things up a bit. Add a little spice to life. Bring a little of my crazy train into someone else's house.
And so forth.
And the totally random card? Hmm. . . I did mention previously that my family's not really card people, and heck, we pass around the lamest card for the fun of it, remember?:
So, to make a long story short (TOO LATE), I was really digging this totally random, nonsensical, jolt to the senses kind of card.
These aren't just for anyone-- they'd have to share the same type of twisted sense of humor that I am blessed/cursed with.
Perhaps that just means only my siblings will receive them.
What Mom? That's the title of the font. I didn't name it that.
Alright maybe that one'll never see the light of day.
And these are all plain. Just like me. And my wardrobe.
(for when ya wanna toot your own horn).
Yep. There's a Lollipop Day. Surprised you didn't know that. They have a thick candy shell. Surprised you didn't know that.
("Your brain has a thick candy shell." Sorry. Movie quotes relieve the tension.)
I am not making these days up.
You can find these crazy "days" here.
And ya know,
no one's really gonna know when "dump your significant jerk" day is-- so you can feel free to give a card like that any day, can'tcha?
This 'un might come in handy for me soon:
Maybe this one should just stay betwixt my brothers and I.
I can soo see a new space between the "SYMPATHY" and "BIRTHDAY" cards, can't you? Perhaps the new "RANDOM" section? "POINTLESS" maybe?