Monday, September 27, 2010

Things that annoy me.

1. Dear, dear children who come to your house to play, and say things like
"Their is food all over your kitchen floor."

Bless your heart, child.

2. Dear, sweet children who ensure that their is food all over your kitchen floor.


3. Hello, my name is Johnny. After my gigantic meltdown, I took a long, long nap. So that I could wake up, right.before.bedtime.


And finally,

4. "We here at Citibank believe that credit card offers should be sent to both spouses, at least twice a week."


Whew. I feel much lighter now.

15 comments:

Kristi said...

You poor lady with your redheaded chilluns. My sister just had a redhead a few months ago. We were all hoping for red hair. I see now what my sis has to look forward to. hee hee

Mandi said...

Dude. Neighbor kids suck. It makes you wonder what your kiddies say when your not around. Lol judging by your blog banner it is probably a lot.... You need to head over and enter my giveaway! I totally want you to win!

love your guts
mandi

Mandi said...

p.s. That picture of Johnny looks totally like Jack Nicholson.

Rebecca D said...

At least your neighbor kids are there to play with your kids... The other day when I wasn't feeling well my neighbor dropped by unexpecedly and asked if I could babysit... She had an appointment and her sitter canceled last minute... Of couse I agreed, not because I'm nice, but because she caught me off guard. Her "sweet" son informed me about 10 minutes after she left that his mom thinks I'm lazy, that's why I'm so fat... nice...
When she came to get her little darling up I found out her "appointment" was a massage and manacure!

Teri said...

You seriously make me laugh, girl. I'm sorry you're having an irritating day. But if you're gonna spew, spew into THIS.

I agree. Virtual BFFs.

Emily said...

I agree with all of that! I really hate the credit card offers.

Creative Decor by Brooke said...

Funny! Don't you just love neighbor kids! The pics of your kids are so hillarious. I love the "just got up one". You don't want to wake them up but if you don't your night is h---!. Ha, kids, gotta love 'um.
Wait till they are teenagers! Can't wait to read your blog then. Ha!
Brooke

Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points said...

I'll have what she's having.

Pops and Bon-Bon said...

Those credit card offers are SOOOO iritating that I started stuffing their postage paid return envelopes full of their junk mail and sending it back to them. I'm sure some robot opens the mail, but it satisfies me somehow....oy....

WhettenWild said...

That picture of Johnny is so stinkin' cute. I miss him so much. Give him a big hug.

Spencer & Lorilyn Crum said...

My pastor (of all people) said they return credit card offers by putting a penny in the envelope and sending it back. Then the credit card company gets charged for extra postage.

I mean just kidding totally don't do that.

I mean totally DO it!

gina3 said...

Bringing back some memories. Why do kids who have meltdowns or are sick take naps and wake up right before bed? That used to frustrate me so much. Now, my son thinks he doesn't have a bed time so I guess we don't have that problem anymore. (he thinks he's all grown up at 13).

Layne Bushell said...

I'm a little nervous that the food on the floor comment came from a very spirited almost 6 year old who knows everything and who has never made a mess (like food on the floor) in her life. Sorry if it was her. You just tell her that she should go look at her own floor!!!!!

Audra said...

I am thankful that I don't have those sweet little neighbor kids! I might have to tell them how the cow ate the cabbage!

Citibank loooohves you! Dang we only get three or four a week. Man oh Man I gotta step it up. Put your thinking cap on and come up with something super creative to make out of these offers. Ah-may-zing!

Your kids and their food and crazy hair are darling...no matter what those other peoples kids say!

dena4kids said...

I love Johnny's hair! That McKenna looks like a ton of fun! That is it I can't stand it...I am on my way.=)