1. Dear, dear children who come to your house to play, and say things like
"Their is food all over your kitchen floor."
Bless your heart, child.
2. Dear, sweet children who ensure that their is food all over your kitchen floor.
3. Hello, my name is Johnny. After my gigantic meltdown, I took a long, long nap. So that I could wake up, right.before.bedtime.
4. "We here at Citibank believe that credit card offers should be sent to both spouses, at least twice a week."
Whew. I feel much lighter now.