Only I would go to the Hob Lob, directly after dropping the homeboys off at school, clad in jammies, because I wanted to try out a can of spray paint.
Seriously. Spray paint. Jammies. 9:00 am.
But, I will have you know, I did wipe the mascara off from under my eyes. I have my pride.
But I digress. This spray paint has intrigued me for a while now.
And there were two crapts I wanted to try this on. See, as I flipped through my Wisteria catalog,
and after I finished guffawing over the $89 price tage associated with this bevi bucket,
I got to thinking. And you know what happens when you think.
Or maybe you don't.
See I have this like, what? Like, $5 bucket?
Please say someone else is as anal as me, and sees a bucket that is red on the outside, blue on the inside, as something to be only used around the 4th of July/summer months.
Oh, that's just me.
Well, I thought a union of my $5 bucket and this hammered spray paint could be really something.
And it turned out just as cool as that $89 bucket from Wisteria.
Snort. Alright, alright. But I can now use it for any occasion. My brain can handle silver. Any ole time.
This crapt from last year never really, I don't know, blew my skirt up.
It just seemed lame-o. So I took the hammered silver spraypaint to them,
with a little black vinyl.
"DARE YOU IF ENTER." I don't get it.
I had to put the biggest word on the biggest pumpkin. So, ya know, read from the bottom to the top. That's not confusing, right? Hey now! My 5 year old got it, so there.