You know, where a whole bunch of stuff breaks all at once? Take the aforementioned water issue. It started with that. It went from there.
Like, all.at.once. The dishwasher leaks (minor problem; I can fix it, thankfully).
MY PLAYSTATION BROKE. YES, I AM YELLING. IT FREAKIN BROKE. WITH A FREAKIN BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE (WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE BY THE WAY- "He's Just Not That Into You"-- hello? Bad movie.?) STUCK INSIDE IT.
But you know-- I missed it. I says to Jeff:
"Man. It's like, the power's out. And it's like, 'well what now?'"
Dang you, Sony! Dang you and your addictive games. And your blu-ray player, so that I can watch Jacob and Edward in full clarity.
Sony is part of the Pentavirate.
Of course the warranty's run out. Jeff got me a new one. Yes, I said ME. I am the only one using this thing right now. I kidd not.
Oh yeah. And also,
The water changer dealy-o broke for the aquarium. It's kinda important. There's live plants in there. They're making sludge in there. Like this.
Oh yeah. Let's also not forget my computer debacle last week.
I was watchin' the CPU heat creep up until it was totally boiling lava hot. Like the inside of a hot pocket, people.
"Will it burn my mouth?"
"It will destroy your mouth."
New heat sink is keeping it to a respectable, cool level.
Now why is my friggin' hard drive heating up?
I give up, man.