Crap happened. Because it does, you know.
It started out with this sssssilky ribbon ($?) I walked past (it's sssssso sssssilky).
And then I walked past a Better Homes & Gardens grapevine wreath ($3). The wheels got to turnin'. And you know what that means. . .
I kid you not, but this was all on the same aisle. This flower ($1).
(It needed a bouttonière.)
Like all 7 feet away. Like a 1 minute tops kinda thing: "Oooh I want this, oh and this, OH and this too! Done!"
And it all just kind of like, fell together. Like so.
If you're thinking my ribbon is a tad askew, well, then
Ya know, when you're a lazy A, you're just a lazy A. I was gonna make a sign, but dudes, I'm in the middle of a living room re-do, here! C'mon. I'll just cut some vinyl and slap it on there. Like so.
You know what I think I like best about this craptacular wreath?
"Ooh you have soo many looks."
I can totally spice this up for spring after St. Patty's? Ya know?