No, we didn't die. We bought a (different) house.
Do you know what this means? I actually have somewhere to move into. Somewhere to live. I don't have to guess anymore. Wanna take a tour? No? Oh.
Kay, here's the dining room, (I'm hard of hearing)
and across the way we have the living room,
and the family room,
Here's the kitchen.
The mudroom/laundry room,
and finally, thee master bedroom.
And that concludes the tour. Thank you, and come again.