'Cause when I came across these warning signs, I about wet my pants.
Maybe this should go in my kitchen?
Maybe this should go in the house.
This is so random:
Pardon my french.
The small print: "Also, the bridge is out ahead."
What is that?
Is that a baby landing on its head? Like, stuck there?
There's something about me and cows.
Cow humor makes me split a gut.
Not a one made you laugh? Shucks. I'm wiping my eyes.