Monday, January 12, 2009

For Kicks & Giggles.

Because, well, these really, really made me laugh. 'Specially:
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Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.

I believe this should be purchased for several men at Jeff's work:
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

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When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

No offense to my entire family (me included), but this could be our mantra:
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Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

Perfect for valentine's:
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You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

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When your best just isn't good enough

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If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.

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Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.

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If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.


Since I am the queen of mediocre:
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It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

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Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

AND FINALLY:
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Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Did you need more?

5 comments:

dena4kids said...

ROFL! I love them! They kindof sound like Jack Handy quotes!LOL! It is hard to pick a favorite, but I really like the loneliness one....so very alone.heeheee

Jen said...

Love them! My favorite of course is the Valentines Day one! Who would've ever "thunk" it?

WhettenWild said...

LOL! Those are awesome. I resemble some of those.

The Schoonies said...

Those were so funny! I especially like the one about the government...so true!

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