I am one happy camper today! I got a bill in the mail! And before you think I'm nuts because I'm shouting wahoo over a bill, let me 'splain! No, there is too much. Let me sum up: It would be my water bill.
And the happiness DEFINITELY does not come from the previous balance. Oh no. It's all about the current charges. I can handle that. Phew. (Expensive) Problem solved.